It’s been raining here recently, and by recently I mean for the last 29 years in my personal experience, but also more recently than that too. A little while back I was driving in the dark trying to hunt down a nightwalker. She has a name but that suits her better. I pulled into a local centre, a cosy little hideout where low-key guitar festivals, craft events and satanically sacrificial nudist orgies (if the stories are to be believed) take place. The road on the way out has a river that runs across it, a little one — usually. Like I said, lots of rain.
This was a bizarre read but I can't say I'm surprised
This was such a wickedly funny read! What are you smoking and can I have some too?